EcoDIY sub-urban self-reliance

We have a three room flat available for rent here in Clacton.  Our house is about one and a half miles from the sea, just over one and a half miles from the station and the centre of Clacton.  
We can offer a short weekend break or longer stay.  Prices range from £100 to £200 per week and £50 to £70 per weekend depending on the time of year and whether you bring your own sheets and towels. You can also come and trade work on our smallholding as part of your payment. There are kitchen facilities available with fridge, kettle, microwave etc and we will supply you with milk, bread, cereal and kitchen basics to start your stay.
The rooms are:  One room with double bed, one sitting room which can have a single bed if required, a bathroom with shower and a small kitchen. There is a large car parking space.  We can supply you with our own eggs and whatever vegetables are in season.  There is a convenience store and post office opposite us.   We are one and a half hours on the train from London (Liverpool Street station).
Wired or wireless broadband is available. Well behaved dogs are welcome (we have a Labrador).